ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THERE’S SIX FUCKING FACTIONS TO CHOOSE FROM.
FIRST OFF, THE THIEVES GUILD IS FULL OF BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, NOT TO MENTION THAT SEXY KANRIK.
BUT THEN THERE’S THE ELITIST SWAY THAT’S JUST HOITY TOITY ABOUT ALL OF THIS. THAT LENNY SCARED ME.
BUT I REALLY WANT TO GO THE ORDER OF THE RED ERISIM BECAUSE MAGIC MAN. MAGIC.
BRUTE SQUAD, EH NOT SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT YOU BUT STILL YOUR EXPERTISE IN BATTLEDOME’LL DEFINITELY BE STRENGTH.
SEEKERS, MY HOMEBOYS ARE RIGHT THERE BECAUSE I LIKE MY INTELLIGENCE AND I LIKE MY PLOTS PUZZLE-Y
THEN THERE’S THE AWAKENED WITH THE TWINS FROM THE SHINING LIKE THEM ACARAS CREEPY AS FUCK.
HOLY SHIT I’M TORN BETWEEN THE ORDER, THE SEEKERS, AND THE AWAKENED. WAR STARTS IN A WEEK. 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THERE’S SIX FUCKING FACTIONS TO CHOOSE FROM.

FIRST OFF, THE THIEVES GUILD IS FULL OF BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS, NOT TO MENTION THAT SEXY KANRIK.

BUT THEN THERE’S THE ELITIST SWAY THAT’S JUST HOITY TOITY ABOUT ALL OF THIS. THAT LENNY SCARED ME.

BUT I REALLY WANT TO GO THE ORDER OF THE RED ERISIM BECAUSE MAGIC MAN. MAGIC.

BRUTE SQUAD, EH NOT SO ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT YOU BUT STILL YOUR EXPERTISE IN BATTLEDOME’LL DEFINITELY BE STRENGTH.

SEEKERS, MY HOMEBOYS ARE RIGHT THERE BECAUSE I LIKE MY INTELLIGENCE AND I LIKE MY PLOTS PUZZLE-Y

THEN THERE’S THE AWAKENED WITH THE TWINS FROM THE SHINING LIKE THEM ACARAS CREEPY AS FUCK.

HOLY SHIT I’M TORN BETWEEN THE ORDER, THE SEEKERS, AND THE AWAKENED. WAR STARTS IN A WEEK. 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.